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13.06.2025 14:17

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?
No way
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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