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13.06.2025 14:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Nvidia CEO sends blunt 7-word message on quantum computing - TheStreet

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

How did the DMK alliance manage to keep the BJP out of Tamil Nadu politics all these years? Is the picture now changing in Tamil Nadu after the entry of Annamalai?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

No way

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Bitcoin update: From 80 bytes to 4MB – How BTC’s brain can get bigger - AMBCrypto

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Then came..

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do I build rapport with anybody?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?